Happy Shrooomz — Functional Mushroom Supplement for Long Covid, Depression & PTSD

Farm-grown in North America · Spagyric extraction

Mushrooms have been helping humans
for over 8,000 years.

In the last 20 years, the mushroom supplement industry has been compromised, making powerful mushrooms impotent.

Shrooomz brings us back to nature.

100% fruiting body
North American grown
Third-party tested
90-day guarantee
Spagyric extraction
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The Hard Truth

The mushroom supplement industry
has a quality problem.

If you've tried lion's mane and felt nothing, it's not the mushroom's fault. It's what was — and wasn't — in the bottle.

The Filler Problem
91%of US mushrooms are grown in China

Most brands use "mycelium on grain" — mushroom roots grown on rice or oats, then ground up. You're buying 60–80% grain filler. The label says "mushroom." The contents are mostly starch.

The Dosing Problem
250mgtypical lion's mane dose per capsule

Clinical research uses 1,000–3,000mg daily. Most products deliver 250mg — 4–12× below the dose where effects are observed. You're not imagining it when supplements don't work.

The Labeling Problem
"Polysaccharides"is a marketing trick

Starch is a polysaccharide. So is table sugar. The active compounds in mushrooms are beta-glucans — and only fruiting body extracts contain meaningful levels. Brands list polysaccharides to hide low beta-glucan content.

The Sourcing Problem
Bioaccumulationmushrooms absorb what's in the soil

Mushrooms are hyperaccumulators — they pull heavy metals, pesticides, and toxins from their growing medium. Mass-market Chinese-grown mushrooms are tested for neither. Local, controlled growing environments eliminate this risk entirely.

What to check
Mass Market
Shrooomz
Mushroom source
Mycelium on grain (rice filler)
100% fruiting body
Where it's grown
China (91% of US market)
North America, controlled farms
Active compounds listed
Polysaccharides (vague)
Beta-glucans (specific, tested)
Extraction method
Single water extract
Spagyric triple extraction
Dose per serving
250–500mg (sub-clinical)
1,000–1,500mg (research-grade)
Third-party testing
Rarely, not published
Every batch, CoA on label
Heavy metal testing
Not standard
Full panel, ISO-accredited lab

The Shrooomz Standard

Pure organic mushrooms.
The way nature made them.

Four non-negotiable standards that separate real mushroom medicine from the mass-market noise. We don't compromise on any of them.

3–8×
more beta-glucans vs mycelium products

Fruiting Body Only

The actual mushroom. Not the roots.

The fruiting body is where beta-glucans, triterpenes, and all active compounds concentrate. Mycelium — the root structure — contains minimal active compounds and is mostly grain substrate when grown commercially. Every Shrooomz formula uses fruiting body exclusively, verified by third-party CoA.

100%
traceable from spore to bottle

North American Grown

Clean soil. Clean mushrooms.

Mushrooms are hyperaccumulators — they absorb whatever is in their growing medium. Our mushrooms are grown in controlled indoor environments in North America, on clean organic substrates, with full traceability from spore to bottle. No pesticides. No heavy metal contamination risk.

3–5×
faster absorption than capsules

Spagyric Extraction

The most complete extraction in botanical supplements.

Spagyric extraction — derived from alchemical tradition — ferments, distills, and recombines the full mineral spectrum of the mushroom alongside its beta-glucans and triterpenes. Standard dual-extract tinctures capture two compound classes. Spagyric captures all three, plus the mineral salts that enhance bioavailability. No other mushroom brand uses this method.

Every batch
ISO-accredited lab testing

Third-Party Verified

Every batch. Published on the label.

We publish our Certificates of Analysis from ISO-accredited independent labs. Scan the QR code on any bottle to see the exact beta-glucan percentage, heavy metal panel, and microbial test for that specific batch. Not a generic certificate — the actual results for what you're holding.

The Research

Not wellness folklore.
Peer-reviewed science.

Every compound in our formulas has a specific mechanism, a specific target, and published research behind it. We cite the studies — not just the claims.

Lion's Mane
Hericenones & Erinacines

Stimulate Nerve Growth Factor (NGF) synthesis — the protein responsible for neuron maintenance and repair. Reduces neuroinflammation associated with post-viral cognitive impairment.

2026 peer-reviewed research
Cordyceps Cs4
Cordycepin & Adenosine

Restores mitochondrial ATP production — the cellular energy currency depleted in Long Covid fatigue. The only mushroom with a randomized controlled trial specifically targeting post-acute sequelae.

2024 RCT — Long Covid fatigue
Reishi
Ganoderic Acids (triterpenes)

Suppresses cytokine storm pathways implicated in Long Covid immune dysregulation. Modulates the HPA axis to improve sleep quality and reduce cortisol-driven fatigue.

Multiple peer-reviewed studies
Turkey Tail
PSK & PSP polysaccharopeptides

Repairs post-viral gut dysbiosis — the disrupted microbiome that drives gut-brain axis dysfunction central to Long Covid cognitive symptoms. Rebuilds immune homeostasis.

Established immunology research
Chaga
Betulinic acid & Melanin complex

Potent antioxidant that reduces oxidative stress — a key driver of Long Covid cellular damage. Supports DNA repair and reduces systemic inflammation.

Antioxidant & anti-inflammatory studies
Extraction Advantage

Why spagyric extraction changes everything

Standard dual-extract captures water-soluble beta-glucans and alcohol-soluble triterpenes. Spagyric adds a third step: calcination and reintegration of the mineral salts — the electrolyte matrix that enhances cellular uptake of all other compounds.

The result: 3–5× faster absorption than capsules, and a more complete biochemical profile than any other extraction method.

No other mushroom brand uses this method.

The Formulas

Specific formulas
for specific problems.

Not a generic wellness stack. Every product is built around a defined outcome, a specific person, and the peer-reviewed research that supports it.

Now Available
RECOVER box
RECOVER tincture bottle
Formula 1 — Long Covid & Post-Viral Recovery

RECOVER

Reclaim Your Brain. Rebuild Your Energy.

The first tincture built specifically for Long Covid. 5 fruiting-body mushrooms at therapeutic doses, extracted via spagyric method, formulated around the only RCT targeting post-acute sequelae fatigue. 65 million people are waiting for a treatment. This is the closest thing that exists.

Weeks 1–2

Energy improves as Cordyceps restores mitochondrial function

Weeks 3–4

Brain fog lifts as Lion's Mane rebuilds nerve growth factor

90 Days

Full benefit — immune rebalancing, gut-brain axis repair, sustained clarity

90-day money-back guarantee · Ships within 24 hours

Real Results

People are getting
their lives back.

"I had Long Covid for 14 months. The brain fog was so bad I couldn't finish sentences. After 6 weeks on RECOVER, I'm back to work full-time. My neurologist is genuinely surprised at my progress."

Jennifer M.

Seattle, WA

6 weeks

Verified

"The fatigue was destroying my life. I'd sleep 12 hours and wake up exhausted. By week 2 of RECOVER I was sleeping 7 hours and waking up with actual energy. By week 4 the brain fog was gone."

Robert K.

Chicago, IL

4 weeks

Verified

"As an internist treating Long Covid patients, I've been cautiously recommending RECOVER to select patients. The dual-extract formulation is the right approach — the science on Cordyceps Cs4 is compelling."

Dr. Priya S.

Boston, MA

Physician

Verified

"After 8 years of trying every antidepressant on the market, Happy Shrooomz gave me my life back in 3 weeks. I wake up actually wanting to get out of bed. The brain fog is gone. I feel like myself again for the first time in nearly a decade."

Sarah M.

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Happy Shrooomz

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Verified

"As a software engineer, I need sustained focus and creative problem-solving. Super Shrooomz with lion's mane has been a game-changer. My code reviews went from average to exceptional, and I'm shipping features 2x faster. The clarity is unreal."

James K.

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Super Shrooomz

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Verified

"I was skeptical about the Yale protocol, but after my Transformation experience, my therapist said she'd never seen such rapid progress. Trauma I'd carried for 20 years just... released. It's been 6 months and the shift is permanent."

Maria L.

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Transformation Shrooomz

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Verified

"These gummies are perfect for my weekend social life. One gummy before a dinner party and I'm the most engaging, present version of myself. The pineapple flavor is genuinely delicious too. My friends all want to know my secret."

David R.

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Gummy Shrooomz

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Verified

The Story Behind Shrooomz

I proposed to Libby on top of the Empire State Building.

We were good Christian kids. After we got married, we found out we were going to have a baby. His name was going to be Sam.

Until a split second mistake changed all that.

I spent years wondering if I was broken. Then I found the answer — and I was furious it had been kept from me.

Read the Full Story
All of those years I spent wondering if I was broken — and all along, there was a natural solution that could have saved me all that misery.

Michael

Founder, Shrooomz

90-Day Money-Back
Guarantee

We know recovery isn't linear. Give any Shrooomz formula a full 90 days. If you don't feel a meaningful difference, we'll refund every dollar. No forms. No return shipping. No questions.

90 Days

Full refund window — long enough to see real results

No Questions

Email us once. We process it the same day.

We Take the Risk

You shouldn't pay to find out if something works

Try RECOVER Risk-Free — $99

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Real mushrooms.
Real results.

Fruiting body only. North American grown. Spagyric extracted. Third-party tested. 90-day guarantee. This is what mushroom medicine is supposed to be.

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